Top 10 Dubstep Drops You’ve Probably Never Heard

June 19, 2014 — Leave a comment

Nothing makes this Rager more giddy than listening to music you’ve probably never heard.

I’m quintessentially indie, what can I say?

Unlike most of the other “holier-than-thou hooligans” as we shall call them, I can assuredly get down through unleashing my hidden gems upon the music-craving masses. I’ve also gone to the trouble of locating the exact time of the drop in [brackets] next to each song title. You know, for the truly lazy music connoisseurs out there.

You’re welcome.

If any of you pay attention to what we do here at FTWubz, you might already recognize a few of these tracks since we have posted on a few of them in the past. So, if you’ve tuned in on any of the following, please don’t send any more grating emails.

It really hurts my feelings.

NOT. Suck it.

Grabs fedora off hat rack, then mounts his fixed-gear bicycle to depart.

1. MUST DIE! – Caffeine [0:55 & 2:31]

Go. Fucking. Hard.

2. Zomboy – Here To Stay ft. Lady Chann (EH!DE Remix) [3:28]

It’s all about the second drop here, watch for the rate change.

3. Figure – This Is Halloween [1:11 & 2:11]

I think I may have just shit my pants. In a good way though, you know?

4. Dirt Monkey – Imperial March (Dirt Monkey VIP) [1:06 & 2:15]

Bro, do you even Star Wars?

5. Aether – Silhouette [0:55]

This was fortunately the first track I had ever heard from Aether. Do you believe in fate?

6. Roksonix – Full Flight [1:18]

Pegboard Nerds dropped this last time they visited Chicago…NICE.

7. Spag Heddy – Pink Koeks [0:55 & 2:13]

Chord progression, chord progression, chord progression. Are we clear?

8. Taio Cruz ft. Ke$ha – Dirty Picture (Cookie Monsta Remix) [0:55 and on]

Take a dirty picture for me. But seriously, if you’re a hot chick, do it. You know where to send it.

9. City 17 – Ignite It (TOER Remix) [1:09 & 2:58]

“It’s TOERing up my heart when I’m with you, but when we are apart, I feel it too.”

10. Miley Cyrus – Wrecking Ball (Skrux Remix) [0:46]

The ONLY way to listen to Miley.

More underground easy Dubstep listening…just for you.

MINIMIX BONUS:

Two compilations of the sickest drops from two of our favorite dubstep producers: MUST DIE! and EH!DE.

(Note: Maybe I just love exclamation marks in musician’s monikers, who knows? I mean, with the economy these days…)

Dec3mber – MUST DIE! Minimix

EH!DE – Drop The Bombs [Minimix]

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(Pre-manipulated featured photo courtesy of Dmitry Kalinin)

Top 10 EDM Songs Released This Month (May 2014)

May 30, 2014 — Leave a comment

Do you like music? Nice, so do I.

That’s why instead of hitting up happy hour for some dirty flirtinis, I spent my entire Friday afternoon ferociously debating which new EDM tracks are the most trill. And by ‘most trill’, I mean the 10 songs released this month that simply cannot be denied – for any reason, other than if you peed your pants.

Then again, peeing your pants is cool.

So uhh…yah. You should listen to all of these songs.

10. Wielding their street sweeping beat, SNAILS is shooting “SLUGZ.”

9. Kill The Zo, ’nuff said.

8. Once you go Thomas Jack, you never go back.

7. There’s Goldfish, there’s Koi, and then there’s this song.

6. It’s an Audien “Revolution.” We’re just living in it.

5. No, no “Ice Cream Sound.” Not until you eat your vegetables.

4. Remaining static will be a problem for die-hard fans of The Knocks. We present, “Move Me.”

3. Porter Robinson unveils another revolutionary chapter in his pièce de résistance, the “Sad Machine.”

2. Complete satiation thanks to the trio that is Nero.

1. Welcome insomnia. You won’t stop listening to this…not even for sleep.

10 Tracks Your Mom Can Get Down To On Mother’s Day [In No Particular Order]

May 7, 2014 — Leave a comment

Ok, now stop.

Before you click “Pay and Proceed” on that Edible Arrangements bouquet you were just about to purchase, why not reconsider?

What would you say if I told you that you could give your mom something totally wicked this mothers day? Not only would this gift be over-the-top incredible and possibly the most notable gift anyone has bestowed upon the person who squeezed the gifter in question out of her vagina, but, it would also be free of charge.

I know what your thinking…

And yes. I’d love it if you’d hook me up with your mothers.

And yes. Below I have provided the gift in which I was discussing above.

You can thank me later.

10. John Denver – Take Me Home, Country Roads (Pretty Lights Remix)

Take me home, John Denver. And you too, Pretty Lights.

9. Kill Paris feat. Marty Rod & Alma – Falling In Love Again (Kill Paris & Bee’s Knees Keytar Mix)

The love machine known as Kill Paris fits any Mother’s Day celebration. Just make sure it’s the right kind of love.

8. Soulero – Burning Down (Nymus Remix)

Picturesque. Play this one while strolling through the park with mother on your daily walk.

7. Coyote Kisses – This Is How You Know

A delicate hymn proper for that car ride over to church. Thanks Coyote Kisses.

6. Marvin Gaye – What’s Going On (Big Sandz Remix)

Marvin Gaye + Big Sandz = A Kiss From Your Mother

5. The M Machine – Tiny Anthem (Shinichi Osawa Remix)

A tiny anthem your mom can sing you to sleep. The perfect lullaby.

4. Skrux and Felxprod feat. Complexion – Find You (Skrux VIP)

Who said maternal figures can’t like dub?

3. Ellie Goulding – Hanging On (I SEE MONSTAS Remix)

Ellie Goulding has the heart of an angel. Like your mom. HA.

2. Grizmatik – Digital Liberation Is Mad Freedom

Tell mom to save this track for behind closed doors. Nobody wants to see that.

1. Sigma – Nobody To Love

Got nobody to love on Mother’s Day? Sigma’s got you covered.

The Top 5 EPs of This (1/3) Year

May 2, 2014 — Leave a comment

These are never easy. Besides dealing with the inevitable bickering that occurs between the FTWubz crew members, I get a lot of shit from my sixty year old mother actually. She likes that super grimy shit, you know? The kind of music you get down and ultra dirty to. She’s really into free love these days. Look her up.

However, I’m probably going to get a frying pan upside the head for this next list…maybe the LAXX will save me.

5. LAXX – Step One [Never Say Die]

Going hard in the paint, err…I mean studio.